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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children

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  actually, i try not to think about it

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  and i pooped them out

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee

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• (915): View more from Texas

  You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.

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• (863): View more from Florida

  she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to

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  It's true

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• (469): View more from Texas

  I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Strip Simon Says: DO IT

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.

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