Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(740): View more from Ohio

my lips still taste like vagina

(1-740): View more from Ohio

so you liked breakfast?

(740): View more from Ohio

ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression

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(903): View more from Texas

her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20

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(317): View more from Indiana

she was licking his armpits.

(317): View more from Indiana

asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.

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(518): View more from New York

Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis

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(415): View more from California

It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.

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