4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
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I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
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Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.