My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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