so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Randomize
