Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
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