An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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