so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
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Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
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He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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