i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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