she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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