Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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