My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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