I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
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he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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