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Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
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If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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