Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
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Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
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I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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