i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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