Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
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I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
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fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
The adults are the big ones right?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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