is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
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You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
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Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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