it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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