k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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