She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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