she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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