I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
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He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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