Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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