thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
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How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
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