I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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