well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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