I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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