none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
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His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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