Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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