i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
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Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
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So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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