I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
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