love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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