So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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