Jerry, you need to find god
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
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The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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