Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
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You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
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Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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