Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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