I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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