I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
How external is "for external use only"?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
They are going to name an STD after you.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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