Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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