Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
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He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
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Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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