I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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