it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
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What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
ok first of all what the fuck
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