i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
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I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
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I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis