I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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