If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
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