Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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