...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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