I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
