Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
she looked like the before picture.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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