do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
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last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
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We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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