Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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