fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
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Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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