Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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