i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
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