Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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