Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
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I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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