have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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