i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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