How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
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Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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