My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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