But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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