I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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