the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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