I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Randomize
